Sometimes simple wordplay makes me say and do amazingly silly things.
I'm suffering from a bit of laryngitis today. I'm generally feeling OK, just my voice is considerably softer and occasionally higher pitched than usual.
I went to the grocery store today. As I checked out, the cashier asked me how I was today.
"I'm a pony today," I responded in a gravely voice punctuated by its softness.
She gave me the strangest look a Wal-Mart cashier probably ever gave a customer. To answer her baffled look, I smiled.
"I'm a little hoarse today."
She just rolled her eyes.
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The News Paradox
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A few days into my job as a digital director at a local TV news station my
wife asked me how it was going. “It’s a conveyor belt of doom,” I told her.
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6 years ago
1 comment:
David- you're sooooo bad! Better watch out, not many people enjoy that type of humor. Me, on the other hand, I wish I'd been there!
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