Dishes

I've done everything I can with these things.

I'll show them how dishes get washed. I've done it dozens of times.

They just won't learn, though. I keep putting them by the sink, even opening up the detergeant. And they won't wash themselves.

I don't know why I procrastinate doing these silly things. I know I've spent more time thinking about not doing them than it would've taken to just wash them.

The next place I live will definitely have a dishwasher.